Sms Ka Maza: 09/18/11

A Girl C0nvincing Her Boyfriend

A Girl c0nvincing her boyfriend To trust her sincerity….
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“Trust me Rehan Oh… I mean Fahad”

Headlines Of 2050

“Headlines of 2050″
1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22.
2. I will make 100th century next World Cup-Sachin..
3. Shahid,Saif atended Kareena’s 15th Wedding..
4. Petrol – 984/-Litre.
5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine wid Big B in Cheeni Khatam.
6. CID completed 10 lakhs tv episodes..
7. Salman khan said:
i ll definatly marry some1 next year,
8. Messi still gay.
9. Nokia launches new Phone n50000i, with 20 sim card,500 GB InBuilt Memory, 99.5mp Camera, Music & Video Player,WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, AC, Fridge & Washing Machine.

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai?
Maine Kaanton Pe Chal K Bata Diya.

Puchha! Kitna Pyar Karty ho Dost ko?
Maine Pura Aasman Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Rakho gay Dosti ko?
Maine Mehkta Huwa Gulaab Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Raho gay us k Saath?
Maine Zameen par Apna Saya Dikha Diya.

Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha

'Wo Prinda Jise Apni Parwaz Se Fursat Na Thi

"Faraz"

Aaj Tanha Hua To Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha....!

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Faraz . . . .

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya..! ;-)

Ja Kr Khreed Lo..

Bikney Waly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo..
Faraz"

Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krtey Hain...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

faraz..

Bachpan main "mamu" aur jawani main ''janu'' nazar aata hai :P

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,

Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...

Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :

Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Faraz
Jo Hamain Chorr Kr Jaye Ga
Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :

Oh V Chingchi
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Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,
Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.
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Main us k Haathon me tha!
Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha “Faraz”
Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega!
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi..

Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,

Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
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Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
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Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
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Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
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Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
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Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
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Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..

Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,

Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…

MUBARAK ho EID

Ashiqon ne puchha khuda se,

Ashiqon ne puchha khuda se,
Tune hamesha duniya walon ko
Pyaar ka dushman kyon banaya.
Khuda ek pal ke liye hansa aur bola,
Tumne mere sath konsa achchha kiya
Tumne to apne pyaar ko hi khuda bana liya…

Ye gum ke aanshu kam na honge,

Ye gum ke aanshu kam na honge,
Yaadon ke pahre har dam na honge.
Bita liya karo kuch pal hamari bhi yaadon me,
Fir kya yaad karoge dost jab hum na honge.

God apun se pucha,

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan

ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
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Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na

bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari…

Na Hawa Na Maya Hai,
Ehsaas Tumhara Aaya Hai,
Humain Bhi MSG Kar K Dekh Lo DOST,
COMPANY Ne Yeh MOBILE Sirf Tumhary RISTEYDARON K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!!!
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Lub Pe Aati Hi Dua Bun K Tmana Meri
Sim Bnd Ho Jaey Allah Kare Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chmakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Agar ap Mujhe Sms Na Kare
Apka Rung
Kala HoJay;-)
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“Chhoti -chhoti” baatoon se takraar na kiya karo
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka
Tab tak to pyar bhare SMS kiya karo…
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Aap ki dosti main gazab ki mithaas hai us se zyada aap k sms jhakkas hain mere cell ko

aap k sms ki talaash hai q k aap k sms k saamne saare sms khallas hain…
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Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka Mat Do Apna Bana K
Karlo SmS Jab Tak Hum Zinda Hain
Phir Mat Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yadein Basa K… :->
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Pyaar k lai mohabbat.
Aur mohabbat k lai pyar .
Do?no aik dosray k lai .
Lekin message k lai sirf tum…

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
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Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,
agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,
agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,
kyunkeh.
aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana.
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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti .

Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

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Kabhi aap bhi humse baat kar liya karo, milne ki faryad kar liya karo,

ek hum hai jo her baar shuruat karte hai,

kabhi ap bi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.

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SMS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi HE,
Nazar Mobile Pe Tika Rakhi HE,
Battery B Full Charge Kar Rakhi HE,
Per SMS Aaenge kese?
Dosti KANJUS?N Se Jo Bana Rakhi HE.

Musibat ka syrup ho tum…

Musibat ka syrup ho tum…
Tension ka capsule ho tum…
Aafat ka tablet ho tum…
Par kya kare,
sehna padta hai kyunki…..

Tujhe apna muqaddar batate hain hum,

Tujhe apna muqaddar batate hain hum,
Khuda ke baad tere aage sar jhukate hai hum….
Dosti ka rishta tod mat dena,
Is rishte ke dum par muskurate hain hum….
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Khuda mehfus rakhna mere us dost ko jisne bhula diya mujh badnaseeb ko,
usse kahna intezar karta hai koi..
is duniya me usse bahut pyar karta hai koi..
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..
Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,
Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
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Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamaari.
Aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamaari.
Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye…
Aapko yaad karna aadat hai hamaari…

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota
Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota
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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye

Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye
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Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,
Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,
hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke…
Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye…
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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
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Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki..

Aye dost dosti aisi nibhao ke sari duniya dekhti reh jaye,

Aye dost dosti aisi nibhao ke sari duniya dekhti reh jaye,
Are duniyawale to kya khud khuda bhi aakar tumse puchhe
Mujhse Dosti Karoge ?
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Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain”
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Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….
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Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….
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Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
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Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…
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Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…
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Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
to apni saasein jod denge…..
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Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai…
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai….
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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge..

Dosto Se Hai Hamari Zindagi,

Dosto Se Hai Hamari Zindagi,
Inke Bagair 2 Pal Bhi Gavara Hai,
Inke Karan Hi Hai Is Chehre Par Muskurahat,
Aise Dost Kinko Milte Dobara Hai…

Inke Bina Toh Khushi Bhi Mayusi Ka Hai Alam,
Inke Sath Se Mushkile Bhi Jasn-Bahara Hai,
Kon Hai Is Duniya Mein Apna Dosto,
Ek Tumara Hi Toh ab Raha Sahara Hai…

Dosti Kaho To Aik Lafz

Dosti
Kaho To Aik Lafz
Mango To Bandagi
Socho To Gehra Asar
Dubo To Zindagi
Karo To Aasan
Nibhaoo To Mushkil
Bikhre To Sara Zamana
Simte To Sirf Tum …

Dosti

Dosti
Wo Nahi Hoti
Jo”JAAN”Deti Hai Dosti
Wo Nahi
Jo “MUSKAN” Deti Hai
Asli Dosti To Woh Hoti Hai
Jo Pani Me Gire
“AANSU”
Bhi Pahechan Leti He…

Dosti Mausam Nahi

Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye

Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye

Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye

Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye

Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay

Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi…