Usay kah do k chora hi ha to yad bhi na aaya karay

Usay kah do k chora hi ha to yad bhi na aaya karay
!…faraz…! 
Us ke yaad mahfil ma bhi tanha kar date ha

Nend Se Kya Shikwa Karen

Nend Se Kya Shikwa Karen
FAraz
Nend Tu Ajaegi
Karsor To Tairay Chehray Ka Ha
Jo Mujhy Soony Nahi Daita

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,

Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

I saw a Dream last night

I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me…
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

“Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
`
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..

I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April Fools Day

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.

If you Click your back button, It will not work!

NO links on this page will work!

Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!

Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”

Happy April Fool.!

Plz don”t read this

Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

A – U r Attractive

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

FOOL ne

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2011!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Advance Aprilfool sms

Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

plz cal me urgent..

plz cal me urgent..
`
`
`
`
janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.

I Have Changed My Number,

I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is…..
.
.
.
.
.
.
“100″
Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

A Girl C0nvincing Her Boyfriend

A Girl c0nvincing her boyfriend To trust her sincerity….
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Trust me Rehan Oh… I mean Fahad”

Headlines Of 2050

“Headlines of 2050″
1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22.
2. I will make 100th century next World Cup-Sachin..
3. Shahid,Saif atended Kareena’s 15th Wedding..
4. Petrol – 984/-Litre.
5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine wid Big B in Cheeni Khatam.
6. CID completed 10 lakhs tv episodes..
7. Salman khan said:
i ll definatly marry some1 next year,
8. Messi still gay.
9. Nokia launches new Phone n50000i, with 20 sim card,500 GB InBuilt Memory, 99.5mp Camera, Music & Video Player,WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, AC, Fridge & Washing Machine.

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai

Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai?
Maine Kaanton Pe Chal K Bata Diya.

Puchha! Kitna Pyar Karty ho Dost ko?
Maine Pura Aasman Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Rakho gay Dosti ko?
Maine Mehkta Huwa Gulaab Dikha Diya.

Puchha! Kaise Raho gay us k Saath?
Maine Zameen par Apna Saya Dikha Diya.

Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha

'Wo Prinda Jise Apni Parwaz Se Fursat Na Thi 

"Faraz"

Aaj Tanha Hua To Meri Hi Deewar Pe Aa Baitha....!

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Faraz . . . .

Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya..! ;-)

Ja Kr Khreed Lo..

Bikney Waly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo..
Faraz"

Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krtey Hain...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...


faraz..


Bachpan main "mamu" aur jawani main ''janu'' nazar aata hai :P

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,

Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...

Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :

Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Faraz
Jo Hamain Chorr Kr Jaye Ga
Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :

Oh V Chingchi
=/-//-/==/-/=

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,
Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.
`
Main us k Haathon me tha!
Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha “Faraz”
Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega!
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi..

Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,

Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
`
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
`
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
`
Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
`
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
`
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
`
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..

Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,

Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe… 

MUBARAK ho EID

Ashiqon ne puchha khuda se,

Ashiqon ne puchha khuda se,
Tune hamesha duniya walon ko
Pyaar ka dushman kyon banaya.
Khuda ek pal ke liye hansa aur bola,
Tumne mere sath konsa achchha kiya
Tumne to apne pyaar ko hi khuda bana liya…

Ye gum ke aanshu kam na honge,

Ye gum ke aanshu kam na honge,
Yaadon ke pahre har dam na honge.
Bita liya karo kuch pal hamari bhi yaadon me,
Fir kya yaad karoge dost jab hum na honge.

God apun se pucha,

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
`
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan

ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
`
Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na

bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
`
Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
`
Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari…

Na Hawa Na Maya Hai,
Ehsaas Tumhara Aaya Hai,
Humain Bhi MSG Kar K Dekh Lo DOST,
COMPANY Ne Yeh MOBILE Sirf Tumhary RISTEYDARON K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!!!
`
Lub Pe Aati Hi Dua Bun K Tmana Meri
Sim Bnd Ho Jaey Allah Kare Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chmakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Agar ap Mujhe Sms Na Kare
Apka Rung
Kala HoJay;-)
`
“Chhoti -chhoti” baatoon se takraar na kiya karo
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka
Tab tak to pyar bhare SMS kiya karo…
`
Aap ki dosti main gazab ki mithaas hai us se zyada aap k sms jhakkas hain mere cell ko 

aap k sms ki talaash hai q k aap k sms k saamne saare sms khallas hain…
`
Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka Mat Do Apna Bana K
Karlo SmS Jab Tak Hum Zinda Hain
Phir Mat Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yadein Basa K… :->
`
Pyaar k lai mohabbat.
Aur mohabbat k lai pyar .
Do?no aik dosray k lai .
Lekin message k lai sirf tum…

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
`
Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,
agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,
agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,
kyunkeh.
aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana.
`
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti . 

Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

`
Kabhi aap bhi humse baat kar liya karo, milne ki faryad kar liya karo,

ek hum hai jo her baar shuruat karte hai,

kabhi ap bi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.

`
SMS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi HE,
Nazar Mobile Pe Tika Rakhi HE,
Battery B Full Charge Kar Rakhi HE,
Per SMS Aaenge kese?
Dosti KANJUS?N Se Jo Bana Rakhi HE.

Musibat ka syrup ho tum…

Musibat ka syrup ho tum…
Tension ka capsule ho tum…
Aafat ka tablet ho tum…
Par kya kare,
sehna padta hai kyunki…..

Tujhe apna muqaddar batate hain hum,

Tujhe apna muqaddar batate hain hum,
Khuda ke baad tere aage sar jhukate hai hum….
Dosti ka rishta tod mat dena,
Is rishte ke dum par muskurate hain hum….
`
Khuda mehfus rakhna mere us dost ko jisne bhula diya mujh badnaseeb ko,
usse kahna intezar karta hai koi..
is duniya me usse bahut pyar karta hai koi..
`
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
`
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..
Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,
Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
`
Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamaari.
Aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamaari.
Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye…
Aapko yaad karna aadat hai hamaari…

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
`
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
`
Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota
Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota
`
Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
`
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye

Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye
`
Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,
Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,
hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke…
Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye…
`
Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….
`
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
`
Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki..

Aye dost dosti aisi nibhao ke sari duniya dekhti reh jaye,

Aye dost dosti aisi nibhao ke sari duniya dekhti reh jaye,
Are duniyawale to kya khud khuda bhi aakar tumse puchhe
Mujhse Dosti Karoge ?
`
Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain”
`
Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….
`
Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….
`
Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
`
Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…
`
Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…
`
Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
to apni saasein jod denge…..
`
Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai…
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai….
`
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge..

Dosto Se Hai Hamari Zindagi,

Dosto Se Hai Hamari Zindagi,
Inke Bagair 2 Pal Bhi Gavara Hai,
Inke Karan Hi Hai Is Chehre Par Muskurahat,
Aise Dost Kinko Milte Dobara Hai…

Inke Bina Toh Khushi Bhi Mayusi Ka Hai Alam,
Inke Sath Se Mushkile Bhi Jasn-Bahara Hai,
Kon Hai Is Duniya Mein Apna Dosto,
Ek Tumara Hi Toh ab Raha Sahara Hai…

Dosti Kaho To Aik Lafz

Dosti
Kaho To Aik Lafz
Mango To Bandagi
Socho To Gehra Asar
Dubo To Zindagi
Karo To Aasan
Nibhaoo To Mushkil
Bikhre To Sara Zamana
Simte To Sirf Tum …

Dosti

Dosti
Wo Nahi Hoti
Jo”JAAN”Deti Hai Dosti
Wo Nahi
Jo “MUSKAN” Deti Hai
Asli Dosti To Woh Hoti Hai
Jo Pani Me Gire
“AANSU”
Bhi Pahechan Leti He…

Dosti Mausam Nahi

Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye

Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye

Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye

Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye

Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay

Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi…

Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye

Zindagi mein baar baar ye mukaam aaye

Tum hamare – hum tumhare kaam aaye

Bas itni he dua khuda se ki agle janm me

tumhare dosto me hamaara naam aaye…

Zindgi mein kuch na pa sake to kya gam hai

Zindgi mein kuch na pa sake to kya gam hai

tere jaisa dost paya yeh kya kam hai

ek choti si jagah pai hai jo apke dil mein

vo kya kisi “Taj Mahal” se kam hai…

Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,

Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,

Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle,

Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,

Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu.

Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye.

Good Night!

X’cuse me,

X’cuse me,

Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho

aur sms parh rahe ho to

“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho

aur sms subah parho gay to phir

“Good Morning“

Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,

Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,

Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle,

Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,

Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu.

Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye.

Good Night!…

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,

Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,

Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,

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“AMMI BHOOT”…

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,

chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Good Night…

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,

tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem

ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun…..

Khoobsurat aankhain teri

Khoobsurat aankhain teri

raat ko jaagna choor day,

khud ba khud neend aa jayegi

tu mujhey soochna choor day.

Good Night…

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,

Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,

Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…

Good Night ..!…

Chand ka ho bed,

Chand ka ho bed,

Taron ki ho Razai,

aur phoolon ka takia!!!

nice na!!????

now come back to earth

&

SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”

GoodNight…

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,

Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!

Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,

K liye jaag rahe hain,

warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!…

Deepak mein agar noor na hota,

Deepak mein agar noor na hota,

Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,

Hum apko good night kahne aate,

Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.

Good night & have sweet dream…!…

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,

sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,

K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.

Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”…

Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,

Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,

Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,

Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara…

Good Night…!

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,

Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,

Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,

Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,

Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

`

Zindagi K Raaz…

Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…

Aitraz Rehney Dejiye

Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna

Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye

`

Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya

Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?

To usne batya

Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya…

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Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,

Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,

Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,

Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle

`

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,

Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.

Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,

Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

`

Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum

Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.

Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki

Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai…

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,

Raat guzri to utar jayegi,

Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,

Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

`

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,

Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,

Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,

Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

`

Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,

Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,

Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,

Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai

`

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya

Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya

Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko

Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

`

Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi

Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha

Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka

Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha…

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Husband - wife

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to

mein malang kiu banta..?

Khuda Ne Kaash Mohabbat Banaayi Na Hoti

Khuda Ne Kaash Mohabbat Banaayi Na Hoti

Toh Aaj Iss Tarah Hamare Pyar Ki Rusvaayi Na Hoti

Kaash Unke Dil Mein Zara Si Wafa Hoti

Toh Iss Tarah Mere Saath Bewafaayi Na Hoti…

Seh Liya Har Dard Humne Haste Haste

Seh Liya Har Dard Humne Haste Haste

Ujd Gaya Ghar Mera Yaaro Baste Baste

Ab Wafa Kare To Kis Se Kare Yaaro

Wafa Karne Gaye To Bewafa Hi Mile Raste Raste…

Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye

Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye

Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye

Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon

Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye.

Tere Janam Din Par Tuze Kya Pesh Karu

Tere Janam Din Par Tuze Kya Pesh Karu

Tajmahal Du Tuze Ya Chanderma Pesh Karu

Aur To Kuch Nahi Mere Pass Ae Mere Sanam

Sochta Hu Bas Tuze Apni Baffa Pesh Karu..

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Agar Yaad Tumko Na Rahe Apna Janmdin

Check Karte Rahna Yunhi Apne Mobile Ke Inbox Hardin..

Main Kabhi Na Bhulonga Apne Yaar Ka Janmdin

Chahe Woh Ho Mera Akhri Din..

Aapko Jaroor Mera Yeh Msg. Milega

Jispe Likha Hoga Mubarak Ho Aapko Aapka Jamdin…

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Khuda Kaise Karoon Shukriya Iss Din Ke Liye

Jis Duniye Tumhe Dharti Pe Bheja Hamare Liye

Naa Jaane Kyon Main Intezaar Kar Raha Tha

Shayad Janmdin Hai Tumhara Iss Liye

Meri Har Ek Dua Hai Teri Lambi Umr Ke Liye

Dil Khud Jaanta Hai Tu Na Ho Dhadkega Kis K Liye..

`

Aa Teri Umar Mein Likh Du Chand Sitaaro Se

Tera Janam Din Mein Manau Phoalo Se Bahaaro Se

Har Ek Khubsurti Duniya Se Mein Le Aau

Sajaau Yeh Mehfil Mein Har Haseen Nazaaro Se..

Hamari To Duaa Hai, Koi Gila Nahi

Hamari To Duaa Hai, Koi Gila Nahi

Wo Gulaab Jo Aaj Tak Khila Nahi

Aaj Ke Din Aapko Wo Sab Kuch Mile

Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Kabhi Mila Nahi…

Khushi Se Bite Har Din,

Khushi Se Bite Har Din,

Har Shuhani Raat Ho,

Jis Taraf Aapke Kadam Pade,

Waho Phoolo Ki Barshat Ho,

Wish You Happy Birthday!

Tumhari Umar Sabse Lambi Ho

Tumhari Umar Sabse Lambi Ho

Khuda Ko Kabhi Tumhari Jaroorat Ho

Ho Bhi To Mere Baad Ho

Mere Dost Humesha Tum Muskarate Raho

Zindagee Ke Har Saal Yunhi Jete Raho

Tujh Se Juda Rehna Bhi Azaab Lagta Hai

Tujh Se Juda Rehna Bhi Azaab Lagta Hai

Tere Pab Rehna Bhi Khuwab Lagta Hai

Har Waqt Karta Ho Tere Naam Ki Tasbi

Tujhe Yad Karna Bhi Sawab Lagta Hai…

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Hum Tumhain Pa Kar Khona Nahi Chahte

Judai Main Apki Rona Nahi Chahte

Tum Hamare Hi Bunke Rehna Ae Dost

Hum Bi Kisi Aur K Hona Nahi Chahte…

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Sab Ki Zindagi Main KhyUsyan Dene Wale

Mere Dost Ki Zindagiu Mein Koi Gam Na Ho

Usko Mujse B Acha Dost Mile

Jab Uski Zindagi Mein Humna Ho…

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Kisi Insan Ki Azmat Jan’nay Ka

Aakhari Pymana Ye Hy K

Uska Rawayya Un Logon K Sath Kesa Hy

Jo UBay Kuch Nahi De Saktay…

`

Yad Reh Jate Hai Din Guzar Jate Hain

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Hare Bhare Bhag Ujar Jate Hai

Waqt Ke Hatho Ka Khila Hai Insan

Jevan Bhar Ke Dost Minto Main Bichar Jate Hain…

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Ishq Karne Se Pehle Os Ka Injam Dekhlo

Yaqeen Na Aye To Film Tere Nam Dekhlo

Taras Gaye Tumhare Deedar Ko,

Taras Gaye Tumhare Deedar Ko,

Dil Phir Bhi Tumhare Liye Dua Karta Hai,

Hum Se To Acha Tumhare Ghar Ka Aaina Hai,

Jo Rooz Tumhein Dekha Karta Hai….

`

Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nehi Sakti..!!

Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai,Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!…

`

Piyasa Hai Dil Uski Muhabbat Ky Liye!

Chora Hai Jahan Ko Uski Muhabbat Ky Liye!

Log Sotay Hain Sukoon Se Aur Hum Ne!

Khoya Hai Sukoon Uski Muhabat Ky Liye…..

`

Naam Naa Lo Us Mohabat Ka

Mohabatt To Hum Bhi Kar Chuke Hain

Log Kehte Hain Mohabat Zindagi Hai

Par Hum To Kab K Mar Chuke Hain…

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Ye Raaz Kon Jaane Kis Ka Kasoor Tha

Tota Wohi Sahara Jis Pe Ghuroor Tha

Use Hai Ghuroor Ke Wo Kisi Or Ka Hai

Humen Hai Naaz K Wo Kabhi Hamara Zaroor Tha